by Robert L. Gisel
Computer Dummies and Un-Bloggers need to define their terms. And preserve a sense of humor.
Apple (T) : Apples are apples and oranges are oranges. (Do I have to define everything for you?)
Google (1): v. The Ouija Board went high tech.
Google (1): v. The Ouija Board went high tech.
Google (2): Grandmother interfaces with the latest Grandchild.
Google (3): Hearty attempt to eat dinner after dental surgery.
Google Profile: The girl is so stunning you can't look at her, and you get any words out of your mouth either.
Social Media: News reporters you wouldn't be afraid to have a few too many beers with.
Search Engines: Take off from Steven King novel and Hollywood movie "Christine"; now the train locomotives get their day on the big screen. (Hear the background music?)
SEO: Some 'Ere Over the rainbow.
WWW: Blog WhoWouldWrite. (Didn't notice that did you?)
World Wide Web: After Hitchcock's movie "The Birds" came one about spiders on the international scene.
Internet: High tech props on loan to weave diverse intercourse anywhere and everywhere.
Computer (1): Cyber marketer who is always calculating to get all of your pennies.
Computer (2): The new generations' grapevine; keeping in touch without actually having to confront anyone.
Log On, Log Off: Contestants in a logrolling competition.
Cursor: Un-Blogger attempting a new task on the computer.
Going Viral: Extreme event; when you should have used a mouth wash.
Hard Drive: The bigger the truck, the harder to drive.
Software: The plastic eating utensils that come with your take-out order.
In all fairness if you want the stiff shirt version of these terms try WikipediA.
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